hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Every concussion has its silver lining
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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