moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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