The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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