so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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