and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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