Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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