Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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