I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Can I color on your dick again?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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