Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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