She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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