Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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