We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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