i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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