She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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