have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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