the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
