Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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