Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
There r osticjed everywhere
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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