Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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