so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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