You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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