i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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