I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
ttyl tear gas
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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