we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I have tasted many bathrooms
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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