What a fucking waste of an outfit
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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