other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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