Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Houston, we have a squirter
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Randomize
