Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Small penises have feelings too.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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