god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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