this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You have to summon your inner elephant
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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