Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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