I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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