How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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