just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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