So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
