I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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