I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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