I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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