I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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