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Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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