Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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