How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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