Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
high people should be assigned attendants
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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