honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
