Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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