what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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