Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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