Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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