He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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