I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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