Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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