I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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