dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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