So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
