Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Randomize
