Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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