I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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