I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Watching her eat just hurts me
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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