I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
